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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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LEARNNOTHING.COM, CESCAM.COM, AND CECERTIFICATEMILL.COM CREATE PARTNERSHIP
FOR CONTINUING EDUCATION COURSES TO INSURANCE INDUSTRY
FT. WORTHLESS, TX - LearnNothing.com,
the leading provider of Internet-based continuing education (CE) courses to the insurance
industry, today announced a partnership with CEScam.com
and CECertificateMill.com,
Texas-based leaders in providing CE certification to the insurance industry.
Under the alliance, LearnNothing will provide online courses that will be
supplemented by optional cartoonlike hardcopy text materials provided by CEScam.
CECertificateMill will provide the regulatory course filings, along with CE testing and
certification, guaranteeing a 100% passing ratio or your $10 back...according to
CECertificateMill spokesman, Justin Thyme, no one has ever failed a CECertificateMill
examination.
"We made this strategic commitment to CEScam and CECertificateMill
because we can deliver low-cost drivel that, through effective PR, hyperbole and laughably
easy exams, can generate substantial income for all of us," said Les Ismore, CEO of
LearnNothing.
"Without question, our courses give independent agents unique ways to
improve their productivity. Most of our course materials consist of blank pages that do
not waste the time of busy agents by incorporating difficult concepts such as 'the peril
of fire' and 'deductibles.' If our patented 'Blank Page' Technology (BPT™) courses
aren't recognized by certain regulators, we have dozens of highly trained monkeys sitting
at word processors that can pump out reams of course content, assuring our position as the
leading provider of innocuous CE programs," said Ismore.
"LearnNothing gives our insurance agent customers the power to take web-based CE
courses anytime and anywhere that is convenient to them, and they have our mutual
assurance that their minds will not be cluttered with complicated insurance stuff,"
said CEScam CEO Noah Goode. "With LearnNothing, our customers can harness the full
power of the internet to establish and maintain their CE requirements, or they can
continue to receive instruction through CEScam's traditional books, now supplemented with
purty pictures and coverage interpretations pumped out by LearnNothing's remarkable stable
of chimpanzees and Peruvian marmosets. This is a big win for LearnNothing and CEScam
customers nationwide."
"Our alliance with LearnNothing and CEScam significantly opens up our markets to even
more gullible agents and industry slackers," said CECertificateMill CEO Justin Thyme.
"In return, we provide both organizations with a proven track record of timely
approvals of mindless drivel that we all jokingly call 'continuing education.' Now, with
the voluminous content enabled by LearnNothing's stable of typing monkeys and
state-of-the-art 'blank page' technology, we can continue to successfully con legions of
bean-counting insurance department bureaucrats into approving increasing numbers of
worthless CE courses."
About LearnNothing.com
Based in Fort Worthless, Texas, LearnNothing is the leading nationwide supplier of
state-of-the-art continuing education courses to over fourteen licensed insurance agents
and adjusters. LearnNothing provides an integrated family of continuing education courses,
which are delivered electronically over the internet. More information is available on the
company's website, www.LearnNothing.com,
or at (800) 0-Learning.
About CEScam.com
CEScam, based in Fort Worthless, Texas, is a regional CE and prelicensing
"education" firm that has trained over TEN MILLION (rounded to the nearest 10
million) agents. CEScam, who's motto is "A minute of work for an hour of CE," is
dedicated to providing low-cost, minimal-content programs that barely meet the continuing
education requirements of insurance professionals by offering a variety of
"continuing education" (no pun intended) courses, and specializing in
inexpensive, efficient solutions to Draconian continuing education requirements. More
information is available at the company's website at www.CEScam.com, or at (800) Jok-esOnU.
About CECertificateMill.com
CECertificateMill, based in Fort Worthless, Texas, is an international administrator of CE
courses for the insurance industry. Formerly known as LaughingAllTheWayToTheBank.com,
CECertificateMill's philosophy is to use proven techniques to persuade insurance
regulators to approve programs of "learning" that, at their best, constitute
little more than glossaries of industry terminology. More information is available at the
company's website at www.CECertficateMill.com,
or at (800) DOI-Scam.
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