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LearnNothing's
Incredible
Typing Monkeys!
(Eat your heart
out, Willy!) |
Whenever
possible, we try to deliver our online courses using our patented "Blank Page"
Technology (BPT™). This keeps things simple for agents and dramatically reduces the
amount of cranial contortions necessary to meet state CE requirements. However, some
regulators insist that the only way to measure the value of self-directed CE programs is
through a word count.
Well, we hope
they can count as fast as our monkeys can type, because man can they fly! As the leading
CE innovator in the insurance industry, LearnNothing has assembled the largest
amalgamation of typing monkeys the CE world has ever seen. Our skilled chimps and Peruvian
marmosets can spew out online content like a sailor on a three-day drinking binge.
 Why pay for
expensive insurance technicians that slowly grind out difficult, complicated courses, when
we can deliver equally incomprehensible insurance gibberish at light speed...and pass
along the savings to YOU!? It's a win-win situation...the monkeys love it, you save time
and money, and we make a fortune!
 And don't let
anyone tell you that Monkey-Powered™ CE isn't as credible as more traditional (and
boring) delivery systems. Just listen to what one of our many satisfied customers recently
had to say about LearnNothing.com:
"Hey Thanks!
I finished up the last couple of CE's I needed in just a couple of minutes. I got tired of
listening to confusing instructors teaching worthless courses about improving service to
ignorant insureds! Your site provided me with a splendid opportunity to meet my continuing
education requirements with just the click of the mouse while surfing the web! I can't
believe how you have made so much useless information so accessible to professional
insurance agents like me! Thank you! The insurance industry is a better place
because of you! I haven't had to do a lick of work in my insurance agency for twenty
years, except to meet my stupid CE requirements. Finally a site that really works!"
Candy
Howard, NOCLUE, AN IDT
(name
and Designations changed to
protect the guilty party)
Want to see a
typing monkey in action? Then just CLICK
HERE. |
